| ARSEBLOG NEWS REVIEW |
Highlights to 19th January Arsenaltown needs a new sherrif Disgusting Arsenal need a valium My Old Man's got a second hand Sierra. Goodbye, Patrick Vieira My building society account is nearly empty Cakes, crisps and fizzy drinks Cakes, crisps and fizzy drinks It's nice and warm in the belly of the beast Alizard on a rock could decide the final destination of the title Arsene needs a Rubiks cube for Christmas. Arsenal can limit Spurs to five kicks. From here on, none of these titles actually work. They're just here to make it look as if. There have been lots of articles written. There haven't. Did I tell you about the time I saw Rod Stewarts winkle? It was all leathery like a turtle's poo. I hope you haven't tried clicking on all of these. I told you they don't work. Arsenal blah blah England blah blah Sven blah blah blah. Is Lee Bowyer really a cowardly thug? Will Michael Owen ever do anything interesting? David Beckham has affair...sorry, a fair. For Romeo's birthday. World Cup Worry, Wenger Wants White Wabbit. Reminds me of that time I jammed with Jefferson Airplane. Then their minder beat the shite out me. Still, Grace was sure Slick. Dennis Wise should be nailed to a cross. Remember, these are just made up and completely false headlines. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Pugh/Pugh/Barney/McGrew/Cuthbert/Dibble/Grub Ray Parlour's power thighs win the day for Arsenal. My dog has no nose. How does he smell? Terrible. Becoming an Arseblog member was well worth it. Wenger/Adams/Newcastle/Kanu/Edu/Ray Cole/Unsworth/Nwanko/Thierry |
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